elizabitchtaylor: Since most of us are in bed with our laptops I like to think it means we’re kind of in bed together
boys in fights: I hate you, man, fuck you.
girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.
Anonymous asked: What do I like about you well it's got to be your killer ass I could watch that thing all day ;) xx
Since it's boiling hot in the pool room, we opened...
And a fucking old creepy man walked in…stared for a few minutes…and left Just…what. Why
thetinybat: THIS IS HANDS DOWN THE GREATEST THING ON THE INTERNET.
Re-blog if you want your followers to tell you one...
tltty: nothing says love like a blowjob
I love and hate you
I can't drink or smoke
That’s all I really want right now Fucking done
Anonymous asked: Let's make sex
I'M SO GOD DAMN BORED
Anonymous asked: Deal (last/post)
mikeymonroe asked: Apparently we're dating now
If you read this we're dating now, no choice.
I hate when people are nasty to me then they try...
No Fuck you You mean nothing to me Get over it
I WANNA GO SEE IRON MAIDEN TONIGHT
WHY DO I HAVE NO FRIENDS
Was just casually scrolling and thinking "damn, my...
I’m extremely high and I was looking at my log thingy. Shit hahahahah
Anonymous asked: my feelins for you, well i think you're beatiful and i love your smile, keep smilin'!
In such a good mood
But in so much pain
Anyone wanna talk?
Mer. Prolly not. It’s okay. I hate me, too.
Anonymously tell me your feelings for me.
Reblog if you want sex now.
rodrigeuz: Sounds pretty good right about now.
Wow, seeing someone head over heels is really cute
Too bad I like him a lot But I get him for a little bit Just knowing that it’s gonna take forever to find that cutesy-ness is depressing
looking at myself: why
dudesranch: if you don’t drink you’re not better than people who do if you do drink you’re not better than people who don’t if you don’t smoke you’re not better than people who do if you smoke you’re not better than people who don’t if you wear crocs there’s no help for you i’m sorry
Reblog for a creepy compliment in your ask.
Someone's trying to buy a 64 GB iPod touch off me...
Do I look stupid to you? aspiringbusinesswoman.jpg
whiskey, cigarettes, pizza and sex perfect life!
What if one day I decide to hit my mom back...
Why have we turned against each other like this?
Man, I'm lonely.
I just want someone to do cute couple things with